Interviewer: Will your next record be in one direction, or the other, or both?
Alex Turner: I think it will be more of the 'Wanted.'
Matt Helders: [chokes on laughter]
Alex Turner: That was a very 'in' joke, sorry. It was really necessary. My one opportunity. There are these two boy bands in the UK, one is called One Direction and the other one is called Wanted, so when you asked if the new record would be in "one direction"....
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hailtothequeef: a collection of some of the most inspirational quotations ever spoken “I’m bringing my sons to Ireland so they can throw stuff at cows.” - Noel Gallagher “If I were king for a day I’d skateboard round Buckingham Palace wearing only a crown whilst eating swans.” -Graham Coxon “There was this bug in my room and I thought, ‘You can fuck off, this is my room.’” -Liam Gallagher...